The sh!t no one tells you a 52-week guide to surviving your baby's first year
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- ISBN: 9781580054850 (electronic bk.)
- ISBN: 1580054854 (electronic bk.)
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1 online resource (pages cm.) - Publisher: Berkeley : Seal Press, 2013.
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Subject: | Motherhood -- Humor Infants -- Humor Child rearing -- Humor HUMOR / Form / Essays |
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- Baker & Taylor
A humorous guide for new mothers on caring for infants offers advice on the unpleasant aspects of parenting, including birthing without drugs, handling the volumes of waste babies create, and dealing with sleep deprivation. - Grand Central PubA laugh-out-loud guide to the first year of motherhood, filled with helpful advice and wisdom from real moms and dads who aren't at all afraid to tell it like it is
There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.
Best-selling author Dawn Dais, mother of two tiny terrors, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood. The Sh!t No One Tells You is a must-have companion for every new mother's sleepless nights and poop-filled days. - Perseus PublishingThere comes a time in every new motherâs life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly bundle of joyâ and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldnât buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.
Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais, mother to a one-year-old and author of The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women, is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. InThe Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais tells it like it is, revealing what itâs really like to be a new parent and providing helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials theyâre suddenly facing. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real momsalong with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.