Welcome to the shitshow -- Bad news, ladies: the end of the delivery is just the beginning -- Macaulay Culkin ruined my life -- You never pack the stuff you'll really need at the hospital -- I tried to be a cool mom and I almost pooped myself -- Um, there are going to be some awkard cooch moments -- "Hey, in case you're not gay..." or, how I met my husband -- Listen, you may not want to have sex again right away...or, like, ever -- You are not the only one who feels this way -- Babies and bosses: they can be the same kind of annoying -- Instagram is bullshit -- My husband attacked germs like he was some sort of hygiene ninja -- All those hideous clothes aside, the moms of the 1970s had it made! -- Dads are pretty clueless, so let's try to help them help us -- My name is Natalie and I am an addict (my drug is Amazon Prime) -- Leaving your kids is hard...and great...and difficult...and amazing...and impossible...but did we mention great? -- As if we don't have enough to do, there's somehow more to do -- This is how to stop giving a shit. Literally. -- Toddlers are basically just small drunk people -- Let's get the heck off the hamster wheel of guilty feelings -- Tantrums can break your heart, but don't let them break your spirit -- They never warn you about the stupid friggin' bees! -- Let's raise our kids to be honest...by lying to them! -- Your kids will be who they are, not who you may expect them to be -- Welcome to our adventures in bad mom-ing -- Up yours, Honey Nut Cheerios Bee -- It can be damn hard to keep calm and carry on -- There's no righ way to be a mom--there's only your way -- Every stage of a child's life is different and also a pain in the butt -- So, yeah, I was raised in a shack with an outhouse for real -- Don't you dare deny the world your mom bod! -- You will want things for your children--this is what we want for ours -- Let me tell you about the magical day when i got four whole minutes to myself -- Having a bad day doesn't mean you're a bad mom -- You are mom enough.